can't take yourself too seriously.

The following is a conversation I just had with my roommate.

Roommate: Can you imagine being a hoarder??

Me: Well, I’m sometimes convinced I am a hoarder. So… yes, yes I can.

Perks of being single: I know I’ll be receiving something as awesome as I am on V-Day. 

The best thing about graduating high school was the knowledge that I would never have to take another gym class. 

(Source: avoicelike-earlgrey, via liife-isbeautiful)

I played Queen Elizabeth in a video project for my Shakespeare class.

I seriously look like a gangsta clown.

(Source: deatheating, via fawkes-)

Me: Oh my goodness, this Glee episode… tumblr is probably going nuts.

Roommate: Is tumblr like…?

Me: A cult? Yeah, pretty much.

Roommate: I was gonna say blogging site but okay…

(Source: skatingaway)