ahfriebely-deactivated20120122 asked: You never check this thing so I felt like spamming you. Hope you feel special...we know I'm the only one showin your Ask Box any lovin

This is sad because it’s true. It’s also sad that I was genuinely excited to find I had 6 new messages upon visiting my tumblr. Then I realized they were all from you. 

I also hope that none of the rumors you were listed are actual rumors about me. I’ll give my readers a brief run-down of the rumors Alex claims are circulating:

- That I hate puppies (not true).
- That I promote world hunger (definitely not true)
- That I killed a man for cutting me in line at Starbucks (no comment)
- That I’m dating Stephen Hawking (again, no comment)

So, hope I cleared some things up.